Jag stötte på en av de där listorna för utlänningar som flyttat till Sverige...
Här är några guldkorn:
-Silence is fun
- Your idea of unforgivable behaviour now
includes walking across the street when the light is red and there is no WALK
symbol, even though there are no cars in sight.
- Your bad mood becomes your good mood.
- You have only two facial expressions –
smiling or blank. Also your arms are just hanging down when you chat with other
people.
- You no longer look at sports pants as
casual wear, but recognise them as semi-formal wear.
- Having to book seat numbers at a cinema
makes perfect sense. And you sit in your booked seat even if there are only 2
other people there and your seat is in the front row, on the side.
- When a stranger asks you a question in
the streets, you think it's normal to just keep walking, saying nothing.
- You take every opportunity to raise an
enormous flag in your garden.
- You think there is nothing wrong with
planning Christmas around Kalle Anka
- When visiting others you try to go in
first. If it's locked THEN you ring the doorbell.
- You find it reasonable that reviews of
non-Swedish movies with a Swedish actor in them should use at least half of the
space available to discuss how good or bad the actor was in it, even if he had
just one line.
- All of your conversations resemble a chess game, with each
participant quietly and patiently awaiting the other to finish their turn.
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Är det verkligen så illa???
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